We BOys

There are certain oddities which are wired into our DNA's. Something which is an 'in-built' feature of the 'boyish'- circuit… And makes us act in a more stereotyped way.

Raymond suits or Marlboro cigarettes don't make a 'complete man', but surely these oddities do.'Coz these are natural qualities (mind it… not discriminations) unlike 'the complete man' brand strategies.

Let's take all Husbands/Sons/Brothers in one bracket: the Stereotype Male (I'll call it SM). Every guy 'by-default' is a derived from an abstract class SM.

Whenever you see a SM walking into a jewelry showroom, he feels like an Alien in a strange planet. Even a 5 year old SM feels bored here 'coz he doesn't understand them. He feels lost... (Unless he's a Jewelry-Designer),SM's are the sole reasons, why you find couches and cushioned seating at jewelry shops/saree centers, where they can sit and wait till their female counter-parts can do the shopping. Sometimes, you can also observe SM-SM bonding at these places. Like the War Prisoners at Pakistan-Central-Jail, SM gel with other SM fellows, because they precisely understand each other (not sexually, unless they are gays).

No SM can differentiate between a bangle and a bracelet... Nor do they know the different designs and types of saris. A SM's knowledge is still primitive here where saris are very long piece clothes and Gold is an over-priced metal. This does not mean that we SMs cannot appreciate beauty or creativity. Rather I would say that we totally lack in this feminine-shopping department…
So, the next time you see a SM smiling and enjoying while jewelry/sari shopping (unless he's not flirting with sales girl), you know he's faking it (I bet he'll be faking).
Some SM prototypes may slightly differ in their behavior due to external forces (or 'coz of extended methods. This one for my software frens which make you guys understand better).

Bollywood Geometry

Last Friday on "MTV Wassup?" (The only show I really enjoy watching). It's showcased that "Bachna ae Haseeno" is a typical Bollywood's boy meets girl-girl-girl story,

But still I'm gonna watch this one just coz of Minisha Lamba, she looks stunning in the movie (well, I seen her only in the trailers),

Bollywood love is always triangular, quadangular or Sexgonal. Oops... I mean Hexagonal.

Lest see what other movies are based on geometry of love

DTPH: Karishma loves SRK, SRK loves Madhuri, and Madhuri loves Akshay who can't dance.

Kal Ho Na Ho: SRK and Saif loves Priety, Priety loves SRK. In the end Saif marries Priety. SRK hears this news and dies of heart attack.

Race: Saif loves Bips. Bips loves Akshay. Akshay loves Katrina. Katrina loves Saif. Everyone loves everyone in this movie, but it is all about hatred and jealousy.

KANK: This one is awesome... SRK hates Priety. Rani hates Abhi and BigB loves Kiron Kher. Anyways this KJ film is all about loving other's wife.

Lagaan: Grasy loves Amir; the firangi lady also loves Amir. And Amir loves playing cricket.

Dil mange more: Shaheed love Soha, Tulip Joshi and Ayesha. The only one who is not romantically linked with Shaheed is Gulshan Grovar.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: SRK loves Rani. Kajol loves SRK. When SRK loves Kajol, Sallu loves Kajo. But right now Sallu and SRK just hate each other (I hate this movie for no reason).

DDLJ: SRK loves Kajol and Mandira loves him. Amarish Puri doesn't love anyone but the Kabhutars.

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam: Sallu loves Aish. Aajay loves Aish. Instead of enjoying all the attention, Aish just cries and lets her saari fly all the time.

Devdas: Aish and SRK are in love with each other. Then Madhuri falls in love with SRK. At the end he just plays spin the bottle with doggie.

n I just hate SRK. :)

What I did this weekend??

Well, the only thing I did over this weekend is (actually you don't believe this) reading, reading and more reading :)

Whole this weekend I was addicted to "Five point someone, what not to do at IIT?" by Chetan Bhagat (infact this one is the first English novel that I'm hoping to complete)

It all happened like this,

Till Saturday afternoon I was dead! (Means I was lazing in Aman's room…), I was just bored of those non sense TV shows, n looking for some interesting things around, by chance I red the cover page of the book lying on the TV table, a review is written on it in bold letters

"A perfect ten… this is 270 pages pure fun"

I was quite excited about the book, n in few pages I found it true,

Believe me it was far better than those dramatic reality shows on the TV.

This fiction of 270 pages had presented in such real way, some where some time you just relate yourself to a character.

Sometimes back in one of my post, I mentioned the idea of "Perfect Girl"; you just find one in this book called "Neha".

n You don't think I completed over 250 pages in just two days, hoping to complete it as early as possible,

'Coz I don't want to get habitual of reading these bloody English fictions. :)

Anyways, have happy week…

Its raining again

Its rainning again here in Mysore after a long 15days interval, what is about the rains that you like?

I have always loved the rains, especially the ones in Belgaum. Here are some of those things I love doing in the rains

*Just get totally wet, like till my clothes feel they have been washed really well ( including underware :) )

*Take walks through water logged on the streets ( it can be ewww for people but I loved doing that)

*Splash water around when I ride ( Not on pedestrians 'coz I hate people doing that to me)

*Eat Vadapavs and Onion Bhaji or pakodas .... spicy and hot!!! (close ur mouth, it could flood... )

*Top those up with hot tea...

*Play football/vollyball in the mud... I find that a real guy thing...

*Sit in the veranda or balcony and just watch people walking through the rain, the layer of umbrellas that cover the street.

*Wet gals are sexy. (no explanation here)..

*You can share ur umbrella with some hotty if shes not carrying one, but it hardly happens (infact only in movies). most of the times I can see guys running for a cover and gals walking with umbrella (no humanity).

Lot more to include, but I'm running out of space here :)

It took me 18 months

Yesterday I was on the way to the “Urs Road” in my very own city bus. It was not too crowded but most of the people were standing n preparing plan to grab the empty seats.

Between all this heck, I was just enjoying the Enrique’s Insomniac (beware of these songs, it makes you addictive) on my mobile,
When bus is on the half way, suddenly an Infy guy sitting next to me asked

"This bus is not working properly na…"

LOL!! I was totally dumb when heard these words n just looking at him with my mouth opened widely
By my looks he could have understood that I’m quite bad at English, before I tell something,

He added “Coz, its going very slow”, OMG finally I understood what he meant of “Not working properly”
I just replied some Blah… Blahs…

Com’ on, I think I’m going off the track.

There are two reasons why I have been to Urs Road, that too on Wednesday
First one, Ahhh! It’s secrete, I’m not really gonn tell you guys about it.

Second one is to get Earrings for my mom,
donn laugh I’m damn serious, and to get those I have been Tanisq.
When looked at sales girl there I couldn’t stop myself to flirt, she’s a perfect girl (well, I have my own definition for a “Perfect Girl” it’s not the time to write about it)
After being there for an hour and with lots of choices in front of me, SG helped me to get dashing stud gold earrings for mom, you donn believe I’m working from last 18 months n its first gift that I bought for my mom (such a shameless guy).
The only thing that I missed is to ask that Sales Girl’s name!!! I think it would take another 18 months for me :(

Friends...

This one specially for my friens on this Friendship day…
People often get mess-up between Love n Friendships. Let’s give a try to simplify these stuffs

Q. how do u want your partner to be?
A. he/she should be a good friend.

the ans comes in micro-seconds....
there are many other points too, but this answer you will find comman in all.
even i believe that our partner shud be a good friend with whom we can share our good and bad times,secrets etc.
so ur love should be ur best friend.
but its inverse it’s not true.
u cannot develop crush on ur best friend. i mean its insane.
i guess this is the mistake which most of the people commit. they feel they are in love when they share a perfect rapport with a friend.
but the truth is they are just friends and not lovers.
to be in love is entirely different than to b friends. its just a entirely different stage.
a stage above friendship.
consider a pyramid with love at the top and friendship just below that.
that can even be explained by these two scenes:

SCENE 1-
Rahul and Anjali are two childhood friends. they share everything. Crushes, secrets, mistakes commited everything. Later on one day they both were in a beach. Suddenly a cool breeze blows away Anjali's dupata. it catches Rahul's glare. Background music starts and he feels "OMG I’m in love with her".
i m sorry to say but this only happens in Karan Johar’s movies. (This is the reason, why I hate SRK n KJ)

SCENE 2-
Pappu and Meghna met in comman friend’s party. they both gets attracted to each other. Pappu moves forward and strikes a conversation.he asks for her no.they started talking on phone.their meeting become frequent.they started sharing thier feelings,secrets etc.then one fine day Pappu proposes Meghna.

now if u see in both cases they were good friends. but love is only in 2nd case.
i always believed love needs attraction at first. but that doesn’t mean all attractions are love.
its very trully said u might have many good friends but you love only once.

NOTE: No two person's perspective about love is similar...