Bollywood Geometry

Last Friday on "MTV Wassup?" (The only show I really enjoy watching). It's showcased that "Bachna ae Haseeno" is a typical Bollywood's boy meets girl-girl-girl story,

But still I'm gonna watch this one just coz of Minisha Lamba, she looks stunning in the movie (well, I seen her only in the trailers),

Bollywood love is always triangular, quadangular or Sexgonal. Oops... I mean Hexagonal.

Lest see what other movies are based on geometry of love

DTPH: Karishma loves SRK, SRK loves Madhuri, and Madhuri loves Akshay who can't dance.

Kal Ho Na Ho: SRK and Saif loves Priety, Priety loves SRK. In the end Saif marries Priety. SRK hears this news and dies of heart attack.

Race: Saif loves Bips. Bips loves Akshay. Akshay loves Katrina. Katrina loves Saif. Everyone loves everyone in this movie, but it is all about hatred and jealousy.

KANK: This one is awesome... SRK hates Priety. Rani hates Abhi and BigB loves Kiron Kher. Anyways this KJ film is all about loving other's wife.

Lagaan: Grasy loves Amir; the firangi lady also loves Amir. And Amir loves playing cricket.

Dil mange more: Shaheed love Soha, Tulip Joshi and Ayesha. The only one who is not romantically linked with Shaheed is Gulshan Grovar.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: SRK loves Rani. Kajol loves SRK. When SRK loves Kajol, Sallu loves Kajo. But right now Sallu and SRK just hate each other (I hate this movie for no reason).

DDLJ: SRK loves Kajol and Mandira loves him. Amarish Puri doesn't love anyone but the Kabhutars.

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam: Sallu loves Aish. Aajay loves Aish. Instead of enjoying all the attention, Aish just cries and lets her saari fly all the time.

Devdas: Aish and SRK are in love with each other. Then Madhuri falls in love with SRK. At the end he just plays spin the bottle with doggie.

n I just hate SRK. :)