Friday, June 20, 2008

CooL Factor

If one makes a list of the world’s extremely over-used and wrongly-used words, whether they are used ‘in context’ or ‘not in context’ … Then I think ‘COOL’ will surely make it to the Top #3. May be lots of dumb people believe that using this lingo raises their stud-quotient or whatever. If this is what these ‘some’ people think then let me tell them, that you are ‘totally’ wrong.

A definition of cool that fits here is,

COOL: “A word to use when you don't know what else to say, or when you are not that interested in the conversation. Sometimes, it can be used when you do not have any knowledge of the subject, yet you want to act as if you know-it-all.”

Some ‘cool’ related FAQ’s and duh-full answers, which I experienced with ma friends…

“Howz life?”
“Cool”

“Hey ! See my new phone?”
“Cool”

“What do you think about LINQ?”
“Cool”

Okay… gimmee a break. I know that sometimes our vocab goes empty, but that doesn’t mean that we use ‘cool’ and ‘sexy’ to describe everything. One more thing… Mail-id’s. A lot of people don’t realize but at times, their mail ids speak a lot about themselves. I’ll share a few of them… like

cool.guy.me@hotMALE.com
rockin_stud @hooho.com
69_coolchick@ fe-mail.com
v.me.smart @ she-mail.com

What does this mean? You are so cool that your entire body has gone numb and is dying of flu with common cold.
To all these above very HOT n COOL chicks/studs, I have nothing personal against you. It’s just that you sound pathetically FAKE and lika despo.

what is "despo" ??, Google it !!!

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