We BOys

There are certain oddities which are wired into our DNA's. Something which is an 'in-built' feature of the 'boyish'- circuit… And makes us act in a more stereotyped way.

Raymond suits or Marlboro cigarettes don't make a 'complete man', but surely these oddities do.'Coz these are natural qualities (mind it… not discriminations) unlike 'the complete man' brand strategies.

Let's take all Husbands/Sons/Brothers in one bracket: the Stereotype Male (I'll call it SM). Every guy 'by-default' is a derived from an abstract class SM.

Whenever you see a SM walking into a jewelry showroom, he feels like an Alien in a strange planet. Even a 5 year old SM feels bored here 'coz he doesn't understand them. He feels lost... (Unless he's a Jewelry-Designer),SM's are the sole reasons, why you find couches and cushioned seating at jewelry shops/saree centers, where they can sit and wait till their female counter-parts can do the shopping. Sometimes, you can also observe SM-SM bonding at these places. Like the War Prisoners at Pakistan-Central-Jail, SM gel with other SM fellows, because they precisely understand each other (not sexually, unless they are gays).

No SM can differentiate between a bangle and a bracelet... Nor do they know the different designs and types of saris. A SM's knowledge is still primitive here where saris are very long piece clothes and Gold is an over-priced metal. This does not mean that we SMs cannot appreciate beauty or creativity. Rather I would say that we totally lack in this feminine-shopping department…
So, the next time you see a SM smiling and enjoying while jewelry/sari shopping (unless he's not flirting with sales girl), you know he's faking it (I bet he'll be faking).
Some SM prototypes may slightly differ in their behavior due to external forces (or 'coz of extended methods. This one for my software frens which make you guys understand better).